Tools of the Trade

Velotron Dynafit ergometer. The equivalent of the stealth bomber in the war against the RRs. They don't have it. They don't understand it. But it will kill them.


Adjustable length cranks so children of all ages can slay RRs.


SRM powermeter. For slaying RRs in the field.



I saw this jersey on eBay awhile ago. Although it doesn't seem to be available in the U.S., it seems like the appropriate jersey to wear when sending RRs to meet their maker.

Soon to come...altitude "tent."